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We're not judging.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5.5 oz, 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester DryBlend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoisture-wicking — stays cool under pressure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit, seamless body — easy, comfortable, reliable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders — durable, holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDIGISOFT® print — soft feel, long-lasting color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePants optional. Shirt required. 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